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// -*- mode: cpp; mode: fold -*-
// Description /*{{{*/
/* ######################################################################
Here be cows – but: Never ask, never tell
##################################################################### */
/*}}}*/
// Include Files /*{{{*/
#include<config.h>
#include <apt-pkg/configuration.h>
#include <apt-pkg/cmndline.h>
#include <apt-pkg/strutl.h>
#include <strings.h>
#include <sstream>
#include "private-moo.h"
#include "private-output.h"
#include <apti18n.h>
/*}}}*/
std::string getMooLine() { /*{{{*/
time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
struct tm special;
localtime_r(&timenow, &special);
enum { NORMAL, PACKAGEMANAGER, APPRECIATION, AGITATION, AIRBORN } line;
if (special.tm_mon == 11 && special.tm_mday == 25)
line = PACKAGEMANAGER;
else if (special.tm_mon == 7 && special.tm_mday == 16)
line = APPRECIATION;
else if (special.tm_mon == 10 && special.tm_mday == 7)
line = AGITATION;
else if (special.tm_mon == 1 && special.tm_mday == 18)
line = AIRBORN;
else
line = NORMAL;
bool const quiet = _config->FindI("quiet") >= 2;
std::ostringstream out;
if (quiet == false)
out << "...\"";
switch(line)
{
case PACKAGEMANAGER: out << "Happy package management day!"; break;
case APPRECIATION: out << "Three moos for Debian!"; break;
case AGITATION: out << "Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal."; break;
case AIRBORN: out << "It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"; break;
default: out << "Have you mooed today?"; break;
}
if (quiet == true)
out << std::endl;
else
out << "\"..." << std::endl;
return out.str();
}
/*}}}*/
bool printMooLine() { /*{{{*/
std::cerr << getMooLine() << std::endl;
return true;
}
/*}}}*/
bool DoMoo1(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
{
// our trustworthy super cow since 2001
if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
return printMooLine();
std::string const moo = getMooLine();
size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
c1out <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (oo) \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /------\\/ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " / | || \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\\---/\\ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~~ ~~ \n" <<
moo;
return true;
}
/*}}}*/
bool DoMoo2(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
{
// by Fernando Ribeiro in lp:56125
if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
return printMooLine();
std::string const moo = getMooLine();
size_t const depth = moo.length()/4;
if (_config->FindB("APT::Moo::Color", false) == false)
c1out <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " _______~(..)~ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ,----\\(oo) \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /|____|,' \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\"\\ /\\ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~ ~ ~ ~ \n" <<
moo;
else
{
c1out <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[1;97m(\e[0;33m__\e[1;97m)\e[0m\n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[31m_______\e[33m~(\e[1;34m..\e[0;33m)~\e[0m\n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[33m,----\e[31m\\\e[33m(\e[1;4;35moo\e[0;33m)\e[0m\n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[33m/|____|,'\e[0m\n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \e[1;5;97m*\e[0;33m /\\ /\\\e[0m\n" <<
"\e[32m";
for (size_t i = moo.length()/2; i > 1; --i)
c1out << "wW";
c1out << "w\e[0m\n" << moo;
}
return true;
}
/*}}}*/
bool DoMoo3(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
{
// by Robert Millan in deb:134156
if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
return printMooLine();
std::string const moo = getMooLine();
size_t const depth = moo.length()/16;
c1out <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\_/ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " m00h (__) -(_)- \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\ ~Oo~___ / \\\n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (..) |\\ \n" <<
OutputInDepth(depth, "_") << "_________|_|_|__________" <<
OutputInDepth((moo.length() - (depth + 27)), "_") << "\n" << moo;
return true;
}
/*}}}*/
bool DoMooApril(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
{
// by Christopher Allan Webber and proposed by Paul Tagliamonte
// in a "Community outreach": https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2013/04/msg00045.html
if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2)
{
std::cerr << "Have you smashed some milk today?" << std::endl;
return true;
}
c1out <<
" _ _\n"
" (_\\___( \\,\n"
" )___ _ Have you smashed some milk today?\n"
" /( (_)-(_) /\n"
" ,---------' \\_\n"
" //( ',__,' \\ (' ')\n"
" // ) '----'\n"
" '' ; \\ .--. ,/\n"
" | )',_,'----( ;\n"
" ||| ''' '||\n";
return true;
}
/*}}}*/
bool DoMoo(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/
{
time_t const timenow = time(NULL);
struct tm april;
localtime_r(&timenow, &april);
if (april.tm_mday == 1 && april.tm_mon == 3)
return DoMooApril(CmdL);
signed short SuperCow = 1;
if (CmdL.FileSize() != 0)
for (const char **Moo = CmdL.FileList + 1; *Moo != 0; Moo++)
if (strcasecmp(*Moo, "moo") == 0)
SuperCow++;
// time is random enough for our purpose
if (SuperCow > 3)
{
if (april.tm_sec == 1)
SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 4);
else
SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 3);
}
switch(SuperCow) {
case 1: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
case 2: return DoMoo2(CmdL);
case 3: return DoMoo3(CmdL);
case 4: return DoMooApril(CmdL);
default: return DoMoo1(CmdL);
}
return true;
}
/*}}}*/